So Jennifer Lawrence needed to get a little wasted to do a sex scene with
some dude named Chris Pratt. I can relate.

There was once this fat girl, and trust me, I love fat girls, but this one was ugly, and she wanted me, and I didn't know what else to try to do, so I drank a whole bunch of vodka (and I hate hard liquor) but even with a stumbling buzz on, I still couldn't live with myself doing this fast n nasty ho, but I'm real gentleman-like, so I still tried to go through with it, with sweet talk, and
a tongue-kiss that even 15 years later I still feel like I need listerine
from, but luckily this gross female passed on me.

She was afraid I was going to rape her! And that just so happens to be one of the luckiest things that ever happened to me! So glad I didn't... bleh!!

But Jennifer Lawrence, on the other hand, I'd like to offer her a drink sometime... LOL

--- Mystic BBS v1.11 (Linux)
* Origin: Cyberia BBS | Cyberia.Darktech.Org | Kingwood, TX